Who Left The On
In The Shed?
My name is Jasmin and I, good sir, am a fangirl. Fifteen years old and I'm still working on it. I like to write and sing and sometimes I like to leave lights on in sheds. and I'm scared of anything remotely sexual.
Like seriously.
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sophialorens:

“I have a taxi waiting, so if she could sing her song as quickly as possible that would be marvelous.” GRAHAM NORTON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

49 minutes ago on May 19th, 2013 |160 notes

the-windy-heir-of-awesome:

jakes-english-muffin:

I look like the butchest butch to ever butch.

I read this as “I look like the buttest butt to ever butt” I got so confused for like 15 seconds

49 minutes ago on May 19th, 2013 |6 notes

If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they’ll realize they’re just buying a bunch of porn

immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

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think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

1 hour ago on May 18th, 2013 |10,334 notes

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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1 hour ago on May 18th, 2013 |40,387 notes

anoia:

pyreo:

anoia:

what even is eurovision

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ok

2 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 |6,424 notes
did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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2 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 |3,824 notes

#barefeet

2 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 |0 notes

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

2 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 |27,597 notes

when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween

2 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 |162,220 notes

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

oh-hi-hoe:

sleepingwithsharma:

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4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

14 million ! whohoo!

2 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 |14,429,625 notes