“I have a taxi waiting, so if she could sing her song as quickly as possible that would be marvelous.” GRAHAM NORTON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I look like the butchest butch to ever butch.
I read this as “I look like the buttest butt to ever butt” I got so confused for like 15 seconds
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they’ll realize they’re just buying a bunch of porn
think twice Yahoo—
For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween